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[经验交流] 幽默英语:父与子全集(上)

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发表于 2005-6-20 05:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1.差透的家庭作文(A Poor Composition)

Son is having a hard time with his homework---a composition.
儿子正在冥思苦想今天的家庭作业-一篇作文。

Father decides to help his son and write the composition for him.
爸爸决定帮儿子写作文。

The teacher says,"This is the worst of the composition in the class!"
老师说:“这是全班写得最糟糕的作文。”

"Well then,take me to your home!"says the teacher angrily.
“现在带我到你家去!”老师努气冲冲地说。

Father opens the door and is surprised to see the teacher.
爸爸开门看到老师,非常吃惊。

The teacher asks him,"You wrote the composition?OK,Lie down on your face and I'll punish you!"
老师劈头盖脸地问道:“这篇作文是你写的吗?那好,现在你给我趴下,我就打你的**!”

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发表于 2005-6-21 23:09 | 显示全部楼层

幽默英语:父与子全集(上)

我这几天忙着考助理,
考完试后再回来
发表于 2005-6-23 14:09 | 显示全部楼层

幽默英语:父与子全集(上)

Dinner is ready,but where is son?
晚饭做好了,可儿子哪去了?
Father sees him reading a Christmas book with great interest.
儿子正趴在地上津津有味地读着一本圣诞书哩。
"What are you doing here?
It's time for dinner.Hurry up!"Father shouts.

“还不快去吃饭,在这儿磨蹭什么?”父亲吼道。
Son comes to the table and sits there to wait for Father.
儿子来到饭桌旁,和妈妈一起等老爸。
Mother becomes angry and says,"Go and see what the hell Father is doing!"
妈妈生气地对儿子说:“去看看爸爸在干啥!”
Why, Father is lying on the floor and reading the book!
嗬,老爸正趴在地上津津有味地看书哩!

这是一套漫画小故事,我没有办法把图片附上来,可能就没那么幽默了。


edited by 晓雪 on 2005-6-23 at 02:21 PM
发表于 2005-6-24 15:55 | 显示全部楼层

幽默英语:父与子全集(上)

Faher can not get the car started.
汽车怎么也发动不起来。
Father gets out of the car to examine the motor but can't find any problem.
爸爸下车来检查发动机,找不出什么问题。
Father kneels down on the ground to examine the bottom of the car .
爸爸趴在地上查看车底。
Father leans on the wheel,thinking hard.Just at the moment,Son jumps out of the car.
爸爸靠在方向盘上冥思苦想,儿子却“呼”地一声跳下车。

After a while,Son brings out his little bike and rides fast forward.
过了一会儿,儿子从家里拿出自己的滑轮车,飞快地向前驶去。
"What a clever son I have!Why don't I drive the car that way?"
“没想到我儿子还真聪明!**嘛不这样开车呢。”


edited by 晓雪 on 2005-6-24 at 03:57 PM
发表于 2005-10-7 22:47 | 显示全部楼层

幽默英语:父与子全集(上)

支持啊,每篇都顶一下,我要向晓雪学习
发表于 2005-10-9 13:38 | 显示全部楼层

幽默英语:父与子全集(上)

Originally posted by ** at 2005-10-7 10:47 PM:
支持啊,每篇都顶一下,我要向晓雪学习
发表于 2005-10-26 07:28 | 显示全部楼层

幽默英语:父与子全集(上)

谢谢大家
现在很忙
有空我会继续的
发表于 2005-10-26 09:39 | 显示全部楼层

幽默英语:父与子全集(上)

哈哈,那咱可就耐心等待啦!
发表于 2005-10-26 10:43 | 显示全部楼层

幽默英语:父与子全集(上)

助理也考完了,回来吧~~~
GO ON
发表于 2005-10-26 11:18 | 显示全部楼层

幽默英语:父与子全集(上)

期待ing!
发表于 2005-10-28 21:02 | 显示全部楼层

幽默英语:父与子全集(上)

Father shows his ticket to the clerk,with a case carried in his hand.
你您手提皮箱,检票进站。


The clerk checks the ticket and lets him in.
检票员验过票后便让他过去了。


The clerk suddenly says,"A moment,please!" "What's wrong ?" Father turns back,forgetting the case.
检票员突然说道:“请等一下!”“啊,什么事?”爸爸转过身去,竟忘了手中的箱子。


But the case is still moving ahead by itself!
Father thinks,"Oh,it's bad! I'm over!"

箱子居然会自己走路?老爸心理想:“糟了,全暴露了,这下可完了!”
发表于 2005-10-30 21:00 | 显示全部楼层

幽默英语:父与子全集(上)

Two little boys are playing together. But somehow a fight breaks out between them.
儿子和小朋友玩着玩着,不知怎么打起架来。


Son somes back to Father with tears and tells him he was bullied.
儿子哭着跑回家向爸爸告状。

"Who dare bully my  son?!"Father leads Son by the hand out ot the house.
“谁敢欺负我的乖儿子?”爸爸牵着儿子就往外走。

"Why did you allow your son to bully mine?" asks Father angrily.
"What ? Your son bullied mine!" answers the nei**our.

“你怎么让你儿子欺负我的儿子?”爸爸质问道。那个邻居也怒气冲冲地说:“什么 ?是你儿子欺负我的儿子!”

Two boys are watching aside coriously.
两个男孩好奇地看着他们的爸爸吵架。

A quarrel soon turns into a fight while the two boys are already playing games as friends.
两位老爸说着就你一拳我一脚打了起来。可两个小朋友却已经在一边重新和好,玩起了游戏。
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